Just Joking! Keith Richards Didn't Really Snort Daddy

http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2007/04/04/keith_richards_snorting_of_dad_was_a_jok

Drunk Driving Zambonis and Horses

Next time you're drunk don't ride a horse in AL, but it's perfectly okay to get wasted and ride a zamboni in NJ!

Horse DUI: http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8O9BA200&show_article=1


Zamboni DUI: http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/news/story?id=2823786

Keith Richards Snorts Everything!

Including his dad! In his own words,

"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow.

"My dad wouldn't have cared - he didn't give a s***. It went down pretty well. And I'm still alive."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=446543&in_page_id=1773