Arnold is the Man!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071029/ap_on_re_eu/schwarzenegger_marijuana_1

Just Joking! Keith Richards Didn't Really Snort Daddy

http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2007/04/04/keith_richards_snorting_of_dad_was_a_jok

Drunk Driving Zambonis and Horses

Next time you're drunk don't ride a horse in AL, but it's perfectly okay to get wasted and ride a zamboni in NJ!

Horse DUI: http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8O9BA200&show_article=1


Zamboni DUI: http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/news/story?id=2823786

Keith Richards Snorts Everything!

Including his dad! In his own words,

"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow.

"My dad wouldn't have cared - he didn't give a s***. It went down pretty well. And I'm still alive."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=446543&in_page_id=1773

I need to remember this

"People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered: FORGIVE THEM ANYWAY. If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives: BE KIND ANYWAY. If you are successful, you will win some false friends and some true enemies: SUCCEED ANYWAY. If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you: BE HONEST AND FRANK ANYWAY. What you spend years building, someone may try to destroy overnight: BUILD ANYWAY. If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous: BE HAPPY ANYWAY. The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow: DO GOOD ANYWAY. Give the world the best you have and it may never be enough: GIVE THE WORLD THE BEST YOU'VE GOT ANYWAY. You see, in the final analysis, it is all between you and GOD. It was never between you and THEM anyway."
-Mother Teresa

world's tallest man marries/saves dolphins

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/asiapcf/03/28/china.tall.ap/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

This guy has a very random, yet somehow interesting, life.

He said it right!

The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions, that I wish it always to be kept alive.
- Thomas Jefferson

Gwinnett County Crazy People

http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/printedition/2007/02/27/metimpersonator0227a.html

Some people in Gwinnett County are crazy, especially young people. This article proves it. How many illegal things can a person possibly fit in their car at one time?

Lesbian Koalas

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/category/story.cfm?c_id=500834&objectid=10425714

Paula Abdul -- Not a Drunk?

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/02/14/people.paulaabdul.ap/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

Paula claims she has "never been drunk." I find this pretty hard to believe.