Gwinnett County Crazy People

http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/printedition/2007/02/27/metimpersonator0227a.html

Some people in Gwinnett County are crazy, especially young people. This article proves it. How many illegal things can a person possibly fit in their car at one time?

Lesbian Koalas

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/category/story.cfm?c_id=500834&objectid=10425714

Paula Abdul -- Not a Drunk?

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/02/14/people.paulaabdul.ap/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

Paula claims she has "never been drunk." I find this pretty hard to believe.